OFFICIAL MERCHANDISE

07/07/2011
ALL PRICING CURRENT AND INVENTORY CURRENT AS OF JULY 8, 2011

HUNGRY HOMINID TEE
Speaks for itself! HUGE, over-sized print will make you the envy of all the cryptid fans in your neighborhood! Printed on high quality, 100% pre-shrunk cotton torso monuments! Shipped Priority Mail for fastest service!

SKUNK APE RAPE TEE
LURID 6 color design, featuring the amazing LOU (Cattle Decapitation, Skinless, Sikfuk) RUSCONI artwork with the words "SKUNK APE RAPE" on the back. Printed on high-quality 100% pre-shrunk cotton shirts. Shipped Priority mail for fast service. Shipped Priority Mail for fastest service!

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MEAT YOUR MAKER
5 color front and back design. Back art with "IN MY SHIT THEY WILL FIND YOU ENTOMBED" text at bottom. Printed on high-quality 100% pre-shrunk cotton shirts. Order now, offend later! Shipped Priority Mail for fastest service!

BRING ME THE HEAD OF BIGFOOT
Re-creation of the classic TROG/Head of Bigfoot design! 3 colors, front and back, over-sized print will have you weeping it's so beautiful! ORDER NOW! Shipped Priority Mail for fastest service!

DAVE BROCKIE'S COCK-SQUATCH
Dave (GWAR, Mr. Oderus Urungus himself!) Brockie creates his own unique "vision" of Bigfoot. Screened on to black 100% pre-shrunk cotton shirts using a discharge screen printing process, resulting in a smooth to the touch, ink-free print. ORDER NOW! Shipped Priority Mail for fastest service!

FULL MOON
5 color design. Doesn't get much better than this! Printed on 100% black pre-shrunk tees! Shipped Priority Mail for fastest service!

RIPPED
A 4-color MASTERPIECE! Lovingly screened on to 100% pre-shrunk cotton tees! Shipped Priority Mail for fastest service!

THRASHED!
Bigfoot beer bong action captured on a 100% black pre-shrunk cotton tee! 3 color quality design! Shipped Priority Mail for fastest service! Above color is out of stock and the "blue" variant is now available. Same art with a blue color scheme, Sexy!

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